That's
A Wrap
Chicken Tender Wrap
Some things never change, like this oldie but goodie. Steaming hot chicken tenders are diced and wrapped
up with bacon, Romaine lettuce, tomato and Ranch dressing. You'll be singing "Love Me Tender"
after you eat this wrap!!! Make it Buffalo-style at no additional cost (well, except to the buffalo...)
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Descendants of chickens once owned by Julius Caesar are grilled and wrapped up with Romaine lettuce, Parmesan
cheese, and creamy Caesar dressing. Wearing of olive branches while eating is encouraged but not required…
Fajita Wrapita
Chicken is sautéed
with green peppers and onions before it's wrapped up and served to you with sour cream or salsa for dipping...Whether
you say "fa-hee-ta" or "fa-jee-ta" this wrap's guaranteed to leave you all hot and bothered- in a
good way! . . .Try it with juicy tenderloin steak instead!
Teriyaki
Wrap
Chicken is sautéed with green peppers, onions and Teriyaki glaze before it's
wrapped up and served to you with honor. No chopsticks are required to eat this wrap, grasshopper…Try it with juicy
tenderloin steak instead!
BBQ Chicken B.L.T. Wrap
Chickens that need
a little bacon, love, and tenderness are grilled then wrapped up like a hug with Romaine lettuce, tomato, crispy bacon, and
BBQ sauce…
Turkey Gobbler Wrap
Roasted turkey,
Provolone cheese, Romaine lettuce and tomato are wrapped up in a perfect little package that's just the right size for
you to gobble up with a side of honey mustard…
Veggie "Rap"
♫ My name is Tortilla and I'm here to say - I love my veggies in a major way!
Broccoli, peppers, olives, and tomato, too - Throw in some Provolone cheese - It's the
perfect glue!!! ♫
Roast Beef Wrap
Tender sliced roast beef, Swiss cheese, Romaine lettuce, tomato and mayo are all wrapped
up in soft tortilla. The only beef you'll have with someone is when they try and steal a bite…
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Chicken is grilled and tossed
with wing sauce then wrapped up with Bleu Cheese crumbles, Romaine lettuce and diced tomatoes in a soft tortilla shell with
a side of Bleu Cheese dressing. You don't need to pay an extra luggage fee to get your wings when you
eat this wrap…
San-Da-Wiches
Big Grilled Cheese
American Cheese
is stacked on thick Texas Toast and pan-fried to perfection… everything's bigger in Texas!!!
B.L.T
Crispy bacon, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes and mayo are piled on thick, toasted Texas Toast and made with
T.L.C. for Y.O.U…
French Dip
Tender roast beef goes for a swim, gets topped with Provolone cheese, baked on a long roll
and served with a side of Au Jus and horsey sauce for dipping…
All French Dips are prepared by a guy named
Jacques.
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken
is topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and served on a fresh baked Kaiser roll... CHICKS RULE THIS SCHOOL!!!
Buffalo Kickin' Chicken
Grilled chicken
is tossed in Buffalo sauce, topped with Bleu Cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato and onion, then served on a Kaiser roll with
a side of Bleu Cheese dressing... EVERYONE LOVES A HOT CHICK!!!
Hand-Carved Ham 'n' Cheese
We hired a hand (the whole person was too expensive) to carve fresh ham, grill it, top it with American
cheese, and pile it on a Kaiser roll with a side of spicy mustard and horsey sauce. We'd have the hand
serve it to you as well, but then we'd have to hire the legs as well...
Ragin' Cajun Chicken
Grilled chicken is lightly dusted with Cajun seasoning and topped
with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and onion… this sandwich is guaranteed to withstand any hurricane.
Chicken Parmigiana
We remove the chest hair and gold-chains from our chickens, hand-bread them, then fry them to perfection
before topping them with homemade marinara and Mozzarella cheese and serving them on a Kaiser roll.
Aloha Chicken
Grilled chicken hulas with Teriyaki
glaze and gets crowned with Provolone cheese and grilled pineapple rings before it sits upon its Kaiser roll throne.
You'll be glad you said "Aloha!" to this sandwich.
The Clubhouse
Oven-roasted turkey, baked ham, iceberg
lettuce, sliced tomato and crispy bacon are piled high on toasted Texas Toast spread with mayo… what's the password
to get into this clubhouse? YUMMY!!!!!
Claim Your Steak
Cheese Steak
Sliced steak from
the cheesiest Wisconsin cows is grilled with American cheese and served on a long roll…
Chicken Cheese Steak
We take the cheesiest Wisconsin
chickens we can find and grill them with American cheese before serving them on a long roll. Make it Buffalo-style
for no additional cost (well, except to the Buffalo…)
The Chicken Whizzer
Grilled chicken is smothered in jalapeno cheesewhiz and topped with
diced tomatoes and bacon, then served on a long roll. Gas is too expensive to drive all the way to Geno's...
eat here instead!!!
Italian
Cow-ian Pizza Steak
Sliced steak is grilled then smothered with Mozzarella cheese and topped with our homemade Marinara on
a long roll…When it costs too much to ship our cows to Italy, we ship Italy to the cows! 'Til
Da Cows Come Home